4 months ago

Leanne Leeds

Since I just found out it's National Tell a Joke Day (no joke!), I had to lay this one on you. We'll do it in honor of the next book "Go for the Juggler"...

A circus performer was pulled over by an officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car.

"What are those for?" she asked suspiciously.

"I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act."

"Well, show me," the officer demanded. So he got out the machetes and started juggling them, first three, then more, finally, seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer.

Another car passed by. The driver did a double take, and said, "My God. I've got to give up drinking! Look at the test they're giving now!"

Happy National Tell a Joke Day!
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